a perfect sonnet (thenakedchin) wrote in cliche_hipsters,
a perfect sonnet
thenakedchin
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I Am Cliche.

BASICS

NAME: Kristopher
BIRTHDAY: 9.3.87
GENDER: m-m-m-male
LOCATION: College Point, NYC

COLOR(S): Violet
BOOK(S)YOU LOVE: Disgrace, The Hours, Flesh and Blood, Rememberance of Things Past, The Picture of Dorian Gray, King Lear, Mrs. Dalloway
MOVIES(S) YOU LOVE: The Royal Tenenbaums, Hannah and Her Sisters, Brazil, Auntie Mame, Autumn Sonata, Through a Glass Darkly, Seven Samurai, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, Philadelphia Story, North by Northwest
BAND(S) YOU LOVE: Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, Pink Floyd, Rufus Wainwright, The Flaming Lips, Maroon 5, Violent Femmes
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: My "Bowl Where You Are!" shirt and my bright orange flip-flops.  And my burgundy turtleneck
STORE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Target

YOUR BIGGEST FLAW: Compulsive Shopper
YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE: People who mis-pronounce nuclear
TREND YOU HATE THE MOST: Those ugly D&G sunglasses alot of guys are wearing.
SONG YOU HATE THE MOST: My Immortal by Evanescence


VIEWS ON

BUSH: Too much to go in depth here, but needless to say I don't think he's helping the country very much.

ABORTION: It's far too complicated an issue to make black and white, but I do support legalized abortion.

JESSICA SIMPSON: Why should I care what this pop star's home life is like?  She should make music, not throw her life on camera.

WAR:  War for our current purposes is wrong.

ALCOHOL: As long as you don't drive, fine.

DRUGS: As long as you don't drive, fine.

DEATH PENALTY: I do not supposrt the death penalty because it strikes me as rather cruel and unusual.


THE DEEP STUFF

IF YOU WERE A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE: I would be teeny print male udnerwear from H&M

YOU HAVE 10 DOLLARS, WHAT DO YOU BUY: A Subway sandwich and 5 Milk Way candy bars.

EXPLAIN ONE EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE NOW:  This one time my mom got knocked up...

LOOK A HOT GUY/GIRL! NO DON'T LOOK! OOOKAY LOOOK.... NOW... USE YOUR BEST PICK UP LINE:  The word of the day is 'legs.'  Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY SMELL WHAT WOULD IT BE: Mangoes and coconut.

WHAT MAKES YOU A CLICHE HIPSTER? I wear girl-jeans to make my ass look good.


FOTOS



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