taryn (potato_bread) wrote in cliche_hipsters,
taryn
potato_bread
cliche_hipsters

i am cliche






BASICS

NAME: taryn leigh
BIRTHDAY: january 17th 1988
GENDER: female
LOCATION: hb unit aka howard beach aka the bowells of hell(?!)

COLOR(S): green & brown (pink is too cliche)
BOOK(S)YOU LOVE: i am the cheese, the seat of the soul, after the first death, the catcher in the rye (duh), smack
MOVIES(S) YOU LOVE: PETER PAN<3333333333 and i just saw garden state which is offically now my favorite movie
BAND(S) YOU LOVE: rilo kiley, cat power, pj harvey, blur, cake, ozma, jets to brazil, the cranberries, the pixies, the moldy peaches
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: a pair of jeans and a white t-shirt
STORE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: supermarket (gotta have my cheese)

YOUR BIGGEST FLAW: i am way too forward
YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE: dirty fingernails
TREND YOU HATE THE MOST: the new punk trend that's everywhere. The-N has this commercial for "punk rock aerobics" ahh!
SONG YOU HATE THE MOST: that god damn hoobastank (?) song is always on the radio, "you are a perfect person" or some shit ugh


VIEWS ON

BUSH: i'm too cool for politics

ABORTION: hey, if a girl needs it , go for it, it's not my problem. (even though my school is totally against abortions CATHOLICSCHOOLXCORE)

JESSICA SIMPSON: she's not as stupid as mtv makes her look, they edit everything she says to make her look like an idiot

WAR: blah blah who caresss

ALCOHOL: up the punx!!! i never fail to puke and get a terrible hangover

DRUGS: whatever floats your boat

DEATH PENALTY: nah, i think criminals should suffer


THE DEEP STUFF

IF YOU WERE A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR, WHAT WOULD YOU BE: granny panties

YOU HAVE 10 DOLLARS, WHAT DO YOU BUY: an $8 bottle of red wine and some sharp cheddar cheese

EXPLAIN ONE EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES YOU WHO YOU ARE NOW: meeting my bff's the fridayXcrew <33!11!!!one!!one!!111!11

LOOK A HOT GUY/GIRL! NO DON'T LOOK! OOOKAY LOOOK.... NOW... USE YOUR BEST PICK UP LINE: i usually just say "hi my name is taryn" and shake their hand, but if i HAD to use a pick-up line i'd say something along the lines of "i like your shoes", is that a pick-up line?!

IF YOU COULD BE ANY SMELL WHAT WOULD IT BE: gin and juice

WHAT MAKES YOU A CLICHE HIPSTER? i have a monroe and side swept bangs, holla






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